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Well, if it isn't tall,
dark and withered.

2
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Thanks. Looks like
you're fresh from the track.

3
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I trust you held your own
with the rest of the mares?

4
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I'll have you know I just
joined the spinning class.

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Today was my first workout.

6
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Heh. It is the only way

7
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you'll ever hear
heavy breathing again.

8
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If memory serves,
you don't hear it either.

9
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I believe the pattern
with Charles is

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grunt, whimper, snore?

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When he's with a real woman,

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he doesn't try to
get done so quickly.

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Please. Once you
pull off those eyelashes

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and hang up your hair,

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there's very little
real woman left.

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♪ Through this
journey of discovery ♪

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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪

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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪

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♪ who brings out the joy ♪

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♪ brings out the joy ♪

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♪ inside of me ♪

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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪

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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪

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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪

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♪ you and me ♪

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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪

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Ooh. [Laughs]

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Is that a well-crafted
masterpiece or what?

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It simply takes my breath away.

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The attention to
detail, the realism...

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Every time I look at it,
I see something new.

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What do you think, Mona?

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Well...

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Uh, I can see...

35
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An interesting highlight
pattern happening

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around the, uh...

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Ok, you know what? It looks like

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the same hair I
saw in the window

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of the korean beauty
supply place down the street.

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But then, you know, I
don't have an eye for wig art.

41
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Clearly. Because mister Marcel

42
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pours his soul into every style.

43
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That's right. He
does my hair, too.

44
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Oh, honey. Don't forget about
your appointment tomorrow.

45
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Oh, and remember to
bring him his soy latte

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if you want him to
use the good shampoo.

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Extra hot, extra foam,

48
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and I've cleared my
calendar for the whole day.

49
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Because like mister Marcel says,

50
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both: Beauty has a
schedule of its own.

51
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Ah, a nice way of saying

52
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you'll be sittin' under
the dryer for 6 hours

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readin' old issues of ebony.

54
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Well, where else am I gonna read

55
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about the current
events of my people?

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Did you know that Nelson
and Winnie Mandela

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are on the rocks?

58
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Yes, and we're allowed
to read and vote now, too.

59
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You know, I just don't get

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planning your whole life
around your hairdresser.

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Oh, Mona. This is mister Marcel.

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He islife.

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Now all I have to
do is find an outfit

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to go with my new hair.

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Well, mom, what's the occasion?

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I was just cast in a
play as a social misfit

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whose life has been plagued

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by misfortune,
sadness and shame.

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But I'm not exactly sure
where to turn for inspiration to...

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Curly cue.

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Tell me all about
your childhood.

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Wow, they're giving
this woman new boobs,

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a new nose, new lips,
and a new set of teeth.

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That is amazing.

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You know, as a therapist,

76
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I disagree with these
radical makeovers.

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Real change comes from inside.

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That is the only way you
will ever find true happiness.

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[All laugh]

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I almost convinced myself.

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Ooh, commercial.

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Refill on the popcorn.

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Let's see what else is on.

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Ok, but turn it right back.

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I don't wanna miss the
part where her kids cry

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'cause they don't
recognize "new mommy."

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I can't believe you
broke your foot.

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Damn cats.

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I forgot to scoop their
kitty litter for 2 days

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and they pushed
the box into my path

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in the middle of the night.

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Hey.

93
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Isn't that Dee Dee's
ex man, Carter del toro?

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He sure disappeared quick.

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Must've met big girl.

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I bet they're interviewing
him about his book.

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Turn the channel before
Dee Dee sees and gets upset.

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It's been 3 months. How long
does it take that girl to heal?

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I got over your father
in a long weekend.

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Dee Dee, look who's on TV!

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Announcer: He sat
down for this interview.

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Carter?

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So, Carter del toro,
your latest book,

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a bullet before
bedtime is number one

105
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on the New York
times best seller list.

106
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That has to feel great, huh?

107
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Yes, it does.

108
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I'm truly overwhelmed
by the response.

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Speaking of response,
you certainly have a lot of it

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from your female fans,

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and the question
on everyone's mind...

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Is Carter del toro
on or off the market?

113
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Well, I don't really like
talking about my personal life.

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But I'm glad people
are enjoying the book.

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I see. Speaking of enjoying,

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who does Carter del toro

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enjoy spending his
private time with?

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You're not gonna
give this up, are you?

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[Laughs] Of course I will.

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But speaking of giving it up,

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who does Carter del toro...

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Ok, ok, yes, yes.

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I am seeing someone special.

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Walk-down-the-aisle special

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or park-down-the-block special?

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Have you even read my book?

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[Laughs] Oh, you...

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Ok, that's enough of that.

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I'm sorry, Dee Dee.
I know it was hard

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hearing that Carter's
seeing someone else.

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Did he say that?

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I guess I was too distracted
by his face powder.

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It was a bit on
the orangey side.

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You don't have
to be strong for us.

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I'm fine. I'm
just a little tired.

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I'm gonna go now.

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Bye.

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Ok, maybe it was too soon
for Dee Dee to see Carter.

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Anyway, damage is done.
Back to the boob job chick.

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Oh, we missed it.

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The kids are already
runnin' away from her.

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Hey, you still lookin'

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for somethin' to do with
Dee Dee to cheer her up?

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Yeah, seeing Carter on
TV last night hit her hard.

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You got any ideas?

146
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Well, when I need a boost,

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I always drop by
"girls, girls, girls."

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Spencer.

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My bad.

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I mean, "ladies,
ladies, ladies."

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I'm sorry. When I said "ideas,"

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I meant ones
that weren't idiotic.

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Shine and rise.
Coffee's percolatin',

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and the work day
has officially begun.

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The morning paper
for your perusal.

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Oh.

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It's almost lunchtime.

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This is last week's paper.

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So it is. Oh, well, "a" for
effort. What are we doing?

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Looking for a Carter
del toro diversion.

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Ooh, I caught his
interview last night.

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How terrible was that?

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I know. Dee Dee was crushed

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when she heard he
was dating someone.

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I was talkin' about
his face powder.

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A bit on the orangey side.

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But, of course,
Dee Dee's welfare

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was first and
foremost on my mind.

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Yeah, I'm sure it was.

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Hey! Do you want me
to put out my feelers

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and find out who
Carter's new whore is?

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I can do it. I know people.

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And just for fun, we can
harass her and make her cry.

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Who's in?

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No one. I've been
nursing Dee Dee

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through this
break-up for months,

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and she's finally
feeling better.

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So I'm not gonna let this
turn into another excuse

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for her to lay in
bed eating 1/2 a bag

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of reduced fat soy chips.

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That's big for her.

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I know what will
cheer Dee Dee up.

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A night out with me
at my favorite boy bar.

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There's nothing like a
room full of sweaty men

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dancing in net shirts
and leather chaps

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to make her feel
good about herself.

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00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:01,348
You know, when she said "ideas,"

188
00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:04,467
she meant ones
that weren't idiotic.

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Hey, you know,
I've heard Dee Dee

190
00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:07,821
talk about this
photographer before.

191
00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,825
She's having a showing
tonight, and it's perfect.

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Pretentious art for her.

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Free wine and cheese for me.

194
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I like wine and cheese.

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And I like free.

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And I like an empty
office. Get out.

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Mona, thanks for
getting me out tonight.

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Yeah. Let's just
have a good time.

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Ooh, starting with the vino.

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Hmm, a picture
of some blurry fruit.

201
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Man, I wouldn't pay
18 bucks for that.

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It's a flower. And it's 1,800.

203
00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:42,368
Man, that's the
best hustle I've seen

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00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,512
since my cousin shay
shay was selling tube socks

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and Internet service
out of his trunk.

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This place bores me.

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I was hopeful when I
saw the initials on the door,

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then I realized it stood
for fine arts gallery.

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I'm going out for a smoke.

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00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,310
Composition on
this is incredible.

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00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,730
Look how the objects
in the foreground

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heighten the depth of field.

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Yeah. That tree looks big.

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00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,190
Dee Dee, did I tell you

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00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,559
your hair looks especially
fabu this evening.

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00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:19,795
Can I touch it? Thanks.

217
00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:21,890
It's the magic of mister Marcel.

218
00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:22,979
Carter's here.

219
00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,374
What? Where?

220
00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,050
It's so silky. I want to
roll around naked in it.

221
00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,290
He was just in the hall.

222
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And it smells so sweet.

223
00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:30,753
What is that,
hyacinth, tuberose?

224
00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:31,771
I think it's Jasmine.

225
00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,139
What should we do? I don't know.

226
00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:35,824
I can't stroke and
think at the same time.

227
00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,169
Oh, Dee Dee, let's go.

228
00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:39,606
I'm not feeling so good.

229
00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,833
Me, neither. Must be
something in the spicy Jack.

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Well, I feel fine.

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Carter.

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Dee Dee.

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Carter. Mona.

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Carter. who are you?

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It doesn't matter.

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I just don't like
being left out.

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It's good to see
you. You look well.

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Thanks. You look well yourself.

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If I see his whore,
I'm taking her down.

240
00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:03,370
So, it was good seeing everyone.

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00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:05,235
Enjoy your evening.

242
00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:07,067
Sorry. We tried
to get you out bef...

243
00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:09,895
It's ok. I just need
a moment alone.

244
00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,904
I'm going to find
the ladies' room.

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00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:14,336
Oh, of all the
spots in the city,

246
00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,733
I would pick the one place
where Carter shows up.

247
00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,427
Don't beat yourself
up about it, hon.

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00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:20,815
Of all the spots in the city,

249
00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:24,258
you picked the one place
where Carter shows up.

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00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:25,346
Thanks, Spence.

251
00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,180
Well, on the bright side,

252
00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:30,532
it would've been worse if we
ran into him at the strip club.

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Hey, Adam.

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00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:37,321
Someone paid 5,000 bucks
for one of this chick's pictures.

255
00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:40,492
I think photography's
gonna be my new hobby.

256
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,100
If you need a model, I posed
for underwear ads in college.

257
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:47,411
I had the second most popular
crotch in the Sunday circulars.

258
00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,369
Shawn Boston had
the most popular,

259
00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,548
but everybody knows he stuffed.

260
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:54,514
Have you guys seen Dee
Dee? She's not in the bathroom.

261
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,904
Maybe she took a cab home.

262
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,636
Without telling me?
That's not like her.

263
00:09:57,727 --> 00:10:01,377
Why would she leave? They
just put out fresh cheddar.

264
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:04,650
I'm gonna go look for her.

265
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,482
[Moaning]

266
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,045
Dee Dee?

267
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:14,923
Dee Dee!

268
00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:16,085
Mona. Carter!

269
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,440
Ok, saying each other's names

270
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:18,589
every time we have
an awkward moment

271
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,318
actually makes it more awkward.

272
00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:24,892
It might be a tad less so if
I could just re-hook my bra.

273
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,431
Carter, you just announced
on national television

274
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,028
that you're seeing
someone special,

275
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,592
and here you are
tonguing down my sister?

276
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,620
Come on, Dee Dee, let's
go. This is not your fault.

277
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,289
You were vulnerable and horny,

278
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:43,029
and that is a
recipe for ho-cake.

279
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,560
Mona, wait.

280
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,064
What? You can fix
your bra in the car.

281
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:49,170
No, no, no, no. Mona, I
am the someone special.

282
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:52,427
Oh, of course you
are. You're very special.

283
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:55,181
Now, come on, let's go.
Don't embarrass yourself.

284
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,053
Mona, listen.

285
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,484
Dee Dee and I have been
seeing each other for over a month.

286
00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,011
You mean... yeah.

287
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,835
So, all this time,
you two have been...

288
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,123
Pretty much. And
you just let me...

289
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,841
I know. Oh, thanks
a lot, Dee Dee.

290
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,276
Ok, I don't know
what you two just said,

291
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:12,063
but I'm guessing you're
gonna need a ride home.

292
00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:17,067
You know, if this photography
thing's gonna pay off,

293
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:20,074
I'm gonna need
a lot of practice.

294
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,897
Right there, babe.

295
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,115
Yeah.

296
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,164
You know, Dee Dee
has got some nerve.

297
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,949
I was a good sister to her.

298
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,564
All her misery over Carter,
I was there for her and i...

299
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,125
Hold it!

300
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:33,474
Where was I?

301
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:34,258
You were there for her.

302
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:35,385
I was there for her.

303
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:36,907
And this is the
thanks that I get?

304
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,260
I mean... [Knock on door]

305
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:45,793
Ooh, I'm gonna call
this one, sister kills sister.

306
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,056
And... fight!

307
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,453
Go home!

308
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:54,755
That's cool. I only have
2 shots left anyway.

309
00:11:56,063 --> 00:11:58,283
Make that one shot.

310
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,719
Mona, I'm sorry I lied.

311
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:03,999
But too many people got involved

312
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:05,727
in my relationship
with Carter before.

313
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,012
That's a big reason we broke up.

314
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,420
So we wanted to keep it private.

315
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,750
Oh, that explains why
you were making out

316
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,772
at a public art gallery.

317
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,731
I told Carter I was
going to be there,

318
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,650
and he thought it
would be fun to drop by

319
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,555
and cuddle up on some cashmere,

320
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,908
but then you guys saw him,

321
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:18,688
and things didn't
go as planned...

322
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:20,091
And before you knew it,

323
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,974
you were freaking each
other behind a curtain.

324
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:23,002
No!

325
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,660
Well, yeah.

326
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,624
So you just let me make a
fool out of myself all this time,

327
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,713
taking care of you,
checking on you?

328
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:30,882
I made you soup!

329
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:34,407
All the stuff you
did really helped.

330
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,542
And the heartburn
I got from your soup

331
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,535
kept my mind off
of Carter for weeks.

332
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:39,847
But then he called to say hi.

333
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,263
And we met for an
innocent cup of coffee...

334
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,152
And next thing you
know, your clothes fell off

335
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,550
and you were in bed together.

336
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:45,553
No!

337
00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:47,594
Well, yeah.

338
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:50,379
But we didn't
make it to the bed.

339
00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,725
Look, I like Carter.

340
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,564
But it took a lot for
you to get over him.

341
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,122
But it's different this time.

342
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,689
His kids don't even
know about us,

343
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,386
which is hard
because I adore them,

344
00:12:58,473 --> 00:12:59,873
but it's better this way.

345
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,233
We're just keeping
things fun and casual.

346
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,088
You don't do casual.

347
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,653
Well, I'm doing it now.

348
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,060
I think this is
dangerous for you.

349
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,699
You were totally
in love with this guy,

350
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,417
and if you think you can get
back in it without getting hurt,

351
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,010
you're wrong.

352
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,974
This is exactly why I
didn't tell you about him.

353
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,919
Fine. But when this
blows up in your face,

354
00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,451
I'm not gonna be there to help
you pick up the pieces again.

355
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,315
Good. Because I
don't need you to.

356
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,319
Damn!

357
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:24,801
Could you come out again?

358
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,531
I forgot to twist the
fast forward thingy.

359
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,591
You look good when
you mad. Hold on.

360
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,003
I hope you bought
a lot of those.

361
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,955
I had 4, but Kai smashed one

362
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,703
after I took a picture of her
smacking Dave upside the head

363
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,065
for eating the last tootsie pop.

364
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,441
Oh, too bad for Dave.

365
00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,357
Especially since I'm
the one who ate it.

366
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,748
Incoming scoop. I was at
lunch gossiping about Carter

367
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,417
and how we all thought
he had a new whore,

368
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,377
but it turned out the whore
was just Dee Dee and...

369
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:02,445
Man, what do you do,

370
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,057
go to lunch and
gossip every day?

371
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:06,797
Not when I can get me
some lunchtime lovin'.

372
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,239
Anyway, when I mentioned Carter,

373
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,826
my friend said that
his boyfriend's sister

374
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,980
is the receptionist at
Carter's publishing company.

375
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,869
She's also sleeping
with an editor, an intern,

376
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,767
and a night security
guard, but I digress.

377
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,816
She happens to know
that Carter's book,

378
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,562
the killer wears a kimono,

379
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:22,993
is being turned
into a miniseries,

380
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,599
and he's moving to Japan
for a year, maybe more.

381
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,430
Wow, that's not good.

382
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,758
I know. The leads
have already been cast,

383
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:29,930
and I didn't even
get an audition

384
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,566
for the role of Mr. Fujiyama,

385
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:36,442
the mysterious businessman
with a smile that hides his cruelty.

386
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,500
So I'm staying out of
Dee Dee's mess this time,

387
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,853
and I'm definitely
not making soup.

388
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,983
You are not staying out of this.

389
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,626
When it comes to family,

390
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,649
even if they keep running
into the same old storm,

391
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:57,878
you've gotta be standing there

392
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,310
holding the umbrella
when they come back.

393
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,083
Well, my arm is tired.

394
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,492
Hey, haven't I always
been there for you

395
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,031
and your disastrous love life?

396
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,581
Lord knows, it's worn
me down to a nub.

397
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:09,041
But I'm still here.

398
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,535
And the last thing
you needed to hear

399
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:11,561
was "I told you so."

400
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,429
I believe you coined the phrase.

401
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,921
Well, I'm the mama. I earned it.

402
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,790
[Knock knock]

403
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,014
Life is so unfair.

404
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,184
I can't believe he's leaving.

405
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,710
Well, Mona is here to listen.

406
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,615
No notice. No warning.

407
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,241
Just "bye. I'm moving to Aspen."

408
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:33,582
Aspen?

409
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,671
Yeah, that's where mister Marcel

410
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,150
is opening his new salon.

411
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,199
He's leaving tonight.

412
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,897
He didn't even
straighten out my edges

413
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,074
before he got on the plane.

414
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,690
Oh, so you're not
talkin' about car... toons.

415
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,472
Why would I be
talking about cartoons?

416
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,077
Well, you know, 'cause sometimes

417
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,297
you like to talk about 'em.

418
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:53,466
No, I don't.

419
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,911
Then why are we
talking about them?

420
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,828
Look, I just came by to say

421
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,613
if you hear a blood
curdling scream,

422
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,127
don't call the police.

423
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,941
It's just me breaking
the news to my mother.

424
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,711
Oh, she doesn't even
know about Carter yet.

425
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,142
This is bad.

426
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:12,189
Not as bad as this
itch on my instep.

427
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,185
Go get me a barbecue fork.

428
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,320
Big Dee Dee. Not now, Phyllis.

429
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,631
I'm hardly in the mood for you

430
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:19,756
and your synthetic fibers.

431
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,284
Well, I'll leave you alone

432
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,241
since your wig man
left you high and dry.

433
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,290
Mister Marcel?

434
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,415
Left where?

435
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,287
To open a salon in Aspen.

436
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,728
Didn't Dee Dee tell you?

437
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,164
She said she
wanted to talk to me

438
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,361
about something
of great concern.

439
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:33,582
I mean, my mind went to pregnant

440
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,471
or hooked on pain killers...

441
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,209
Not something as
horrendous as this!

442
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,255
Well, I just lucked
into that one.

443
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:45,269
[Pounding] Dee Dee, Dee Dee,

444
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,352
Dee Dee!!!

445
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,230
[Knocks]

446
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,056
So when exactly are you
planning on telling Dee Dee

447
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,405
you're going to Japan?

448
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,374
Good evening, Mona,
and welcome to my home.

449
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,133
Sorry. Hi. Love what
you've done with the place.

450
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,020
Answer the question.

451
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,759
First of all, that isn't
even public information.

452
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:06,940
So how do you know that?

453
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,806
I know people...
People who gossip

454
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:10,677
over lunchtime vodka smoothies.

455
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:13,378
I didn't wanna say
anything about my movie

456
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,637
until it was final,

457
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,189
and then I was gonna
tell Dee Dee today.

458
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,599
But she was so broken
up over mister Marcel,

459
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,129
and I know not to upset a woman

460
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,653
when she's havin'
a bad hair day.

461
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:26,307
Look, it's best to just
be honest with Dee Dee.

462
00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,023
But don't tell her that
I knew before she did

463
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,937
or that I came over here or
that I snuck into her apartment

464
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,041
and stole her palm pilot...

465
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,293
Please, don't tell me any more.

466
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:35,622
But since we're
kind of being honest,

467
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,406
I will admit I have
been avoiding

468
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,692
this conversation with Dee Dee

469
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,580
because I know how
hard it's gonna be.

470
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,669
Yeah. She puts on a good act.

471
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,058
But she's in pretty deep.

472
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,801
I'm not just talkin'
about Dee Dee.

473
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:49,941
I knew we were
just fooling ourselves

474
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,375
with this whole casual thing.

475
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,202
Love makes you kinda stupid.

476
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,420
I'm learning that.

477
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,510
I can't ask her to
go to Japan with me.

478
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,299
'Cause we're not ready for that.

479
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,933
And I can't ask her
to put her life on hold

480
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,300
while I'm over there.

481
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,085
Then I think you
should talk to her.

482
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,302
Let her know the deal.

483
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,180
You're right.

484
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:13,345
I'll see her tonight.

485
00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,619
You're a good sister, Mona...

486
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,274
Aside from the lying,

487
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:21,008
breaking and entering and theft.

488
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,750
Thanks. And hey,

489
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,890
if any man had to rip
out my sister's heart

490
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,154
and turn her into
a blubbering mess,

491
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,067
I'm glad it was you.

492
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,552
Thanks.

493
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,983
Hey. About those
people you know...

494
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:38,161
I bet it was that receptionist.

495
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,157
I heard she's sleeping
with one of the editors.

496
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,729
Sorry. I never
reveal my sources...

497
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,597
And it's not just an editor. Ah!

498
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,004
♪ Fear the rising sun ♪

499
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:57,048
♪ surrounded by everything
I want ♪ [Knock on door]

500
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,826
♪ But nothing that I need ♪

501
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:03,711
♪ I was blinded
by the uncertainty ♪

502
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,934
♪ losing all my dignity ♪

503
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:10,584
♪ sometimes what you fear
the most is what you need ♪

504
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:13,411
♪ to find that road ♪

505
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,810
♪ try to round that
curve, a lesson learned ♪

506
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,904
♪ now that I have
the eyes to see ♪

507
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,684
This isn't about
mister Marcel, right?

508
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:28,779
♪ A hurricane ♪

509
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,003
♪ is sometimes the only way ♪

510
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,522
♪ to wash away the pain ♪

511
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,125
So you two are
actually flying to Aspen

512
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,439
to see mister Marcel?

513
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,566
Yep. It's part of my
healing process from Carter.

514
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:43,358
Plus, we figured
why let 1,100 miles

515
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:44,973
come between us
and our full potential.

516
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:49,192
And daddy got sick of hearing
mother cry herself to sleep.

517
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,804
Ooh! Well, glamour calls. Ooh!

518
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,406
Our appointment's in 8 hours.

519
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,016
Oh! We're cutting
it close! Bye! Bye!

520
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,894
Can you believe the Dee dees?

521
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,630
They obsess over
the most trivial things.

522
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,591
Oh, lord! Cheesy burger
is going out of business.

523
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,640
No notice, no warnin',
nothin'! Just gone!

524
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,077
What?! You can't take away

525
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,313
one of the greatest
comforts known to man.

526
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:10,638
I mean, where am I gonna get

527
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,451
my extra thick chocolate
shakes at 3:00 A.M.?!

528
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,622
You know, somethin' has got to
be done about this foolishness.

529
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:15,948
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

530
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,430
I'm callin' my congress person.

531
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,080
Forget that. I'm
e-mailing Colin Powell.

532
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:21,824
Does he still work for us?

533
00:20:21,874 --> 00:20:26,424
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